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Last ever MJ interview exclusive…..
June 26, 2009, 12:44 am
Filed under: Random crap

Joseph
hello mike.
12:41am
Michael
hello joe
12:41am
Joseph
did you hear the king of pop died.
12:41am
Michael
i was not aware of that
12:41am
Joseph
Mj is dead.
12:42am
Michael
well atleast all kids can sleep safely now
12:42am
Joseph
lol.
very true.
12:44am
Michael
what happens if people already had tickets to see him seems a bit heartless to ask for your money back, he could have at least done the decent thing and died on stage
12:50am
Joseph
the money can go towards a decent funeral.
12:51am
Michael
i hear he was a little short on cash even had to sell his beatles songs
12:52am
Joseph
he lost a lot of money due to false claims of him being a nonce.
12:53am
Michael
well hush money has to be big when youve buggered someones kids
12:55am
Joseph
yeah and add the money used to grease the palms of the judge and jury and you’re definitely going to have to sell those beatles songs
12:56am
Michael
its good to see british classics being put to such good use
12:56am
Joseph
lol.
12:57am
Joseph
do you think he played any of the songs to ease the trauma the buggering?
12:58am
Michael
i think he used them as a sound track to accompany it
12:58am
Joseph
like during the dirty deed do you think he had “hay bulldog” in the bak ground?
12:59am
Michael
and before hand he played love me do
1:00am
Michael
its a pitty he did nt own elton johns otherwise he could have finisd off with sorry always seems to be the hardest word
1:00am
Joseph
lol.
do you think he liked to be buggered?
1:01am
Michael
only by kids its all his plastic anus could take
1:02am
Joseph
this has to be the only mj conversation going on right now that is actually dealing with any issues that matter.
we should get ourselves on bbc news 24.
1:03am
Michael
true everyone else seems concerned about his death but lets be honest nothing can be done about that hes scared those kids for life, our headline could be “jackson peado or playmate”
1:04am
Joseph
lol.
i hate writing “lol”
i feel like such a dick every time i do.
1:05am
Michael
its true try writting sml i made it up it means shat myself laughing after using that a few times people stop saying lol to me
1:05am
Joseph
the death is to conclusive which means interest will ware off.
his days of buggery are far more interesting.
very good.
1:06am
Michael
this is true and now that he is dead he cant sue for liable
1:06am
Joseph
i’ll be sure to use it.
SML
1:06am
Michael
good good
1:06am
Joseph
So we can come out with the most outrageous stories…
such as he just “slept” in the beds with the kids.
1:07am
Michael
this is true pretty much say what you like even if its compleate bollocks
just occoured to me that he had/has alot of crazy fans so we will have to go andy mcnab on their asses and disguise our looks and voices
1:08am
Joseph

I heard he moved to Panama.

we’ll just be a silhouette on TV
1:09am
Michael
i heard he use to dress his chimp like a child lhen use it to infiltrate schools with a video camra straped under an oversized cowboy hat
1:09am
Joseph

No shit, I heard something similar.

Only he used a panama hat and it was a panda.
1:12am
Michael
i heard that the panda only did it because it had aids and MJ was the only persin with a known cure for aids that he wouldnt share with the world because he is a massive racist and didnt want it saving any africans thats why he turned himself white and hated his kids
1:12am
Joseph

SML

Did the Panda get aides off Mj?
Michael
in fact he didnt die of a heart attact he was mauled by the panda that then went on to shoot itself as it could no longer live with what it had done
1:14am
Joseph

I heard he went dressed as a chimp dressed as himself with a camera inside a cowboy hat.

then went on the show and gave the panda aids.

that sounds about write Mike, are you sure not sitting with MJ now?

I suspect you must be getting this information from somewhere.

Michael
i heard that its a mith that aids came from chimps its just he was out molesting when they found the first case and saw him in his chimp suite slipping out the back
mabe his death was a revenge killing for giving chimps a bad nane
the police should interogate jane goodall
i have actually contacted MJ through my spiri guide danny
1:17am
Joseph

who?

nice.
1:18am
Michael
this is her http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/04/13/janegoodall_narrowweb__300x396,0.jpg
1:19am
Joseph

So do you think he’s actually dead or do you think this is an elaborate plan to draw attention away from the fact he introduced aids to new york in 80’s.

?

Oh that woman.
Michael
i think he is off spreading it round the world i may have to forward this converstion to the appropriate authorities so they can begin to act on our cunning investagatory analysis of the situation
1:20am
Joseph

This is a sad sad day for aids.

Michael
it is never again will it have such a noteable ambassador as good old MJ
1:22am
Joseph

They will have to pass the torch onto some scum bag in Kings Cross. O how the mighty fall.

Michael
first freddie mercury, then MJ, now its got some bloke in kings cross and africa
1:24am
Joseph

Fuck it man.

I feel so disillusioned right now.

Aids used to be cool, what happened?
1:24am
Michael
after losing a hero
1:24am
Joseph

Who can we look to now.
1:25am
Michael
it just cant compete with cancer
1:25am
Joseph

Surely not Allen Carr.

Michael
it may come to lhat and thats something we will just have to accept
1:26am
Joseph

First Jade Goody then Mj…

what a sad year.

Michael
what will the world do without them
next we will loose jordan
1:27am
Joseph

I’ll probably just carry on like normal.
1:27am
Michael
thats true ive just remembered that they were both massive wankers
1:27am
Joseph

I heard Peter Andre died this morning.

No joke.
1:28am
Michael
is that true
1:28am
Joseph

He had an accident with the toaster.

Put a folk in it and got electrocute
Not to worry, though.
1:29am
Michael
that would be hilarious as his death would be equlipsed by MJ’s and would get no press coverage maybe we should use this time to commit some disceat murders of anoying semi celbraties
we can start by fire bombing the big brother house
1:29am
Joseph

good idea.
1:30am
Michael
ill get some petrol in a glass bottle
1:30am
Joseph

i’d rather flood the floor slightly and then drop something electrical on the floor then fire bombe it to finnish them off.
Michael
of set fire to the doors and then gas them as to give them an option of deaths
1:32am
Joseph

I like that, choice is a good thing and ironically they will chose their fates.
1:32am
Michael
made better if we could trick them into thinking it was a big brother task
so they didnt realise till to late
Joseph

i like that.

i think we should lure a load of minor celebs to Mj’s funeral and kill them there.

Obviously it wont be the real funeral it actually be theirs.
Michael
by making MJ a robotic corps so that he jumps out of the coffin and kills them all
1:35am
Joseph

Yes, he MUST bugger them all one by one slowly to death.
Michael
then leave one alive with AIDS to warn off others from irritateing us on a regular basis on minor tv appearences
1:37am
Joseph

Apparently he wants his children to buried with him.

dead or alive.
Michael
thats so he can buger them on the way to hell so he gets to recieve maximum punishment
1:38am
Joseph

Something like that

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